y0z ygVll,enfakerarchercharacters Sterling ArcherLana KaneMalory ArcherCyril FiggisCheryl TuntPam PooveyDr. KriegerRay GilletteBarry DylanRon CadillacWoodhouseSlaterKatya KazanovaBrett BunsenConway SternLen TrexlerGeorge SpelvinTrinette McGoonRodneyCecil TuntCharles and RudyGustavo CalderonCaptain LammersEdie PooveyVeronica DeaneFiggis Agency staffSlater's agentsPopeyeBarry-6Conway SternBilboDutchlocationsISIS HeadquartersThe Tuntmore TowersThe Archer ApartmentThe Malory ApartmentThe Krieger LabSan Marcos PalaceThe KGB HeadquartersThe VaticanArea 51DreamlandDanger IslandThe Figgis Agency officeNew York CityMiamiMonte CarloHollywoodTexasquotes!Lana. Lana. Lana!... Danger zone.JI'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection!.This is why we can't have nice things, people!oIf I cared about what you do on the weekend, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.AIt's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.tI'm not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.3You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop.WYou want to take away my freedom? You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.Just the Tip.=It's called 'the velveteen touch of a dandy fop.' Look it up.Phrasing!Danger zone!M as in Mancy2Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.(I swear to god I had something for this._I am the one who makes the decisions, and I decide what we do, and we are not murdering people!You're not my supervisor!7That's how you get ants. But seriously, don't eat that.Phrasing. Boom!(Read a book, it'll make you feel better.